Ебать! Как я могу оплатить доставщику пиццы?

I had a lot of work to do today, so it's easy to forget to eat. To avoid this, I quickly ordered a pizza and the pizza delivery man was already at the door. When I opened my wallet, I realized that I didn't have any cash. Fuck, I totally forgot that in my haste! So I had no choice but to invite him in and make him an offer he couldn't refuse.